Is anyone actually surprised that fast food is bad for you? Or that you get fat if you eat huge amounts of it for weeks? Any 5,000 calorie a day diet when you don't exercise is going to to be bad.

And I'm all for a bill preventing fast food companies from being sued. It prevents assinine, frivolous lawsuits where consumers claim that fast food makes them unhealthy. What, was it a secret that eating hamburgers isn't good for you? No one should get a free payday (besides the Super Size Me guy, maybe) because they ate at McDonalds.

Speaking of aniversaries, the Olsen twins are 18 today...

Eating hamburgers isn't good for you? How about Cook-Out? I hear their burgers are HHHUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGEEE! (a.k.a., "Many cubic mouthfuls")

Now, if you want something truly addictive and damaging to ALL aspects of your life, try an MMORPG. My own little documentary may be forthcoming...