We are a little late to the party on this one, but if you find yourself with an Internet connection, some time to kill, and a desire to discover what someone else thinks you would tell a female bartender if there were no repercussions - Beer.com has brought you the Virtual Bartender for such moments. They are truly on the forefront of Internet technology.
The technorati cosmo is already full of sites with the commands they've found to produce interesting reactions. After the jump is a few of them in no particular order and feel free to add your own in the comments (wow, someone really geeky should write a script to discover them all and categorize them).
Beer = Bud = molson
pitcher
math = calculus
kiss = make out
banana
shirt = topless
breasts = bra = tits
pants = strip = naked
ass = butt
lick
hummer
pillow
fight
dance
love
change
phone number
rub = belly
yoga
jump
hair
shoes
guy = man = kneel
lay down = sleep
lesbian = vagina = pussy = anal = fuck = penis = dick