We try to refrain from being crass on this site, though some might argue with that suggestion, but my goal for this post is to be the top search result for the word Kronheim and/or Kroheims, Kronheim's, and Kronheim's. Additionally, I want this to especially be the top search result for combinations of the above with any of the following words: Sucks Cheat Fraud Lie Liars Crook Bankrupt Blows Beware (please include any additional synonyms in the comments and I'll keep expanding this list). It should not be hard to beat their own website in the search results because it does not even exist – and considering the fact that they are closing all their stores (and presumably filing/forced into bankruptcy since lawsuits are pending against them) I doubt it ever will. To be technical, I believe the name of the store is Kronheim's, but I won't look up their incorporation now (the amazing thing is they claim to have been in business for over 86 years).
I am very tired at the moment and this story is going to be rather long, so stay tuned for all the details of a classic tale of a retail purchase gone wrong.
Update: 4/7/05 This tale will still be told - I just am very tired at the moment and some issues are still being resolved. Let it be known that my search for justice has not been extinguished and we finally hit Google at 36 for the term "Kronheim" and 10 (so first page!) for Kronheim Furniture.
Posted by shs4 at April 4, 2005 11:14 PM | TrackBack