KissaBoo

The Breast Advertisements come from Ebay

We usually don't comment on the freakish auctions that occur on Ebay perpetually, but this one where the winner gets ad space on a starlet's chest has us perplexed. Five clues are listed, but I am still clueless (even given the visuals) to the identity of this supposed celeb and the Internet has yet to help. The most active community of guessers is at Attu, but none of their guesses ring true - though someone does provide us with the quote:

every phillipino i have ever met has been a scam artist or straight thief they make mexicans look straight

This seems like a job for the Technorati cosmos, but there is no joy there either. However, this did lead us to discover that the famous Tucker Max has rung in on the subject with the confident guess of Elizabeth Berkley. While IMDB does mention she was a finalist for Annie, it doesn't list her grandfather as a director, a famous dead uncle, or any television appearances at the age of 9 (though perhaps the auctioneer is referring to commercials). Oh well, I fear the money will never be paid and we may never know the identity of this mystery star. More developments to follow as they are exposed.

P.S. Btw, the registrant for mysterycleavage.com is a S. Bernabe at 8031 Sunset Suite 303 in Hollywood if that helps.

P.P.S. Looking at the auction again, I realize a lot of people have been talking about this contest, but I'm not going to spend the time looking at guesses on their sites - at least not yet.

Posted by boo at June 2, 2005 12:09 AM | TrackBack