Bob Kraft: See with your eyes, not with your hands!
Vladimir Putin: Please! We are all comrades here!
Tom Brady: Mr. Kraft, I think we can trust the President of Russia.
Bob Kraft: (hands over the ring)..... now give it back!
Vladimir Putin: Give what back?
It turns out Vladimir Putin stole New England Patriots Owner Bob Kraft's Super Bowl ring earlier this week. Bob Kraft claims he actually decided to give the ring to the Russian president in a moment of serendipity, but I'm not buying it.
Besides, this is not the first time somebody's tried to steal that ring--Ken Griffey Jr. tried earlier this year and got caught.
Posted by lurp at July 4, 2005 12:36 PM | TrackBack